TITLE
BOUT: Shirley
Armstrong vs. Contortia
Shirley
"The Earthquake" Armstrong When L.A. is laid to waste,
it will be beneath this strawberry blonde's earth-shattering
heel. Forget the rest, this one RUMBLES. Shirley is wrestling's
hottest ticket - born Shirlencia Valencia de Boom Boom while
her mother ran with the bulls in Spain, our reigning champion
shimmies fault lines deep into the joints of her opponents.
Big or small, our champ shakes 'em down. But this earth
mover ain't no bull in a china shop, no sir, this champion
is the vibrating vixen that gave Elvis his twitch. You think
his lip was born that way?
Contortia
No one knows this mysterious spitfire's childhood history
and she ain't telling. It is rumored that she was raised
in the circus and taught to wrestle tigers. She will tell
us that she worked as a crash test dummy for Uncle Sam during
the Big One, and that she plans to use her earnings in the
ring to pay for a gill-removal operation for her husband
"The Human Shark." Thanks to Whitey.
Shirley's
shoulder is in danger of separating as Contoria pulls and
twists with all her strength!
Now it's Shirley doing the punishing, with this combination
head lock and ribcage crusher!
James
Folger asks Contortia if she will submit or face more of
Shirley's tortuous Boston Crab!
From
across the arena, Contortia launches herself at Shirley,
closing a leg lock around her neck,
and
bringing her to the mat!
When
Contoria claims a questionable victory, no one can stop
Shirley's fury and the brawl is on!
Folger
tries to intervene, but he should know better! He is carried
from the mat while Shirley reclaims her belt.
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