1ST
MATCH: Tanya
Hyde vs. Helga the Horrible
--
a special Grudge Match -- Tanya
Hyde Born of a Sunday on the hood of a Ford Fairlane
while Big Daddy Hyde passed the snakes and the collection
plate, Tanya Hyde boasts a 350 hog under her hood and a
grip that gives new meaning to the phrase "Born Again".
New to the circuit, Tanya comes to us fresh from the road
where she traveled most of her young life bustin' souls
for Jesus with preacher Hyde's Dunk 'Em Deep Revivalist
Church, Bait and Tackle. Years of sucking the poison out
of snake-bit sinners has given Miss Hyde a deadly accurate
set of incisors. Everything she is wearing she killed herself.Helga
the Horrible Helga is the Women's Wrestling Champion
of Norway, but very little is known about her life before
appearing on the wrestling scene. Some say she is actually
a Norse Goddess, one of the fabled Valkyries, exiled from
Asgard for putting the thunder god Thor in a head lock and
giving him noogies. Other rumors tell of her childhood,
that she was raised by a herd of caribou in the Norwegian
wilderness. Helga boasts two secret weapons and some unique
Norwegian holds.
"Gentleman"
James Folger stops Helga from choking Tanya with her own
hair!
Your
older brother had nothing on Helga, as she easily holds
Tanya at bay.
Helga controls Tanya, and the match, with a crushing arm
twist!
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